Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter

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fishingboatproceeds:

My favorite crash course joke ever.

I can’t remember who came up with it (maybe Danica?), but we all laughed for like five minutes before recording it.

planetofthejapes:

Remember Dustin Brooks Zoey’s little brother from Zoey 101?

What? WHAT?

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thedrunkenmoogle:

insatiable-geek: Kaylee’s Strawberry Cosmo
Ingredients:2 strawberries1 oz. Vodka1/2 oz. Strawberry Liqueur1/2 oz. simple syrupdash of orange juice
Directions: Combine all of the ingredients except the strawberries and orange juice in a cocktail strainer with ice.  Shake until mixed, and strain into a martini glass.  Add the orange juice and garnish with strawberries. Nice and sweet, just like our favorite spaceship mechanic. 
Drink created and photographed by the Insatiable Geek.

thedrunkenmoogle:

insatiable-geekKaylee’s Strawberry Cosmo

Ingredients:
2 strawberries
1 oz. Vodka
1/2 oz. Strawberry Liqueur
1/2 oz. simple syrup
dash of orange juice

Directions: Combine all of the ingredients except the strawberries and orange juice in a cocktail strainer with ice.  Shake until mixed, and strain into a martini glass.  Add the orange juice and garnish with strawberries. Nice and sweet, just like our favorite spaceship mechanic. 

Drink created and photographed by the Insatiable Geek.

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ishipjohnlock247:

bustygirlcomics:

scrappylittlenugget:

perfectbenny:

roseofcimarron:

Poor Benedict

Dying. Oh my gosh this is wonderful.

Paige please tell me you’ve seen this.

I know this problem well!!!

Except really though!

bbcsherlockftw:

True. Facts.

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